Happy birthday,
Yarrow.

September 6th
tap the raven

Yarrow —

The raven is stubborn, sharp, and loyal to the same few places its whole life. The yarrow grows back every spring no matter how hard the winter was. I've always thought that was us.

This year I'm giving you something that isn't wrapped in paper. It's a promise: I'm going to take care of this body so it can keep up with you for a long, long time. More mornings, more trails, more years.

I love you. Thank you for being the reason I want to be here longer.

— Groot

Gift certificate

A gift of time

Presented to
Yarrow
From
Groot
Occasion
Your birthday — September 6th, 2026
The gift
One year, couples membership
At a first-class gym — the kind of place that is relaxed, comfortable, and efficient, where the hour we spend feels like ours.
Time in two forms First, time together: something we do every day, side by side, that belongs to no one but us. Second, time itself: by getting strong and healthy now, we extend the years we get with each other for as long as we possibly can. This is not a gym membership. It is a standing appointment with each other, and with the future.
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Gift certificate

Something to wear to it

Presented to
Yarrow
From
Groot
Occasion
Your birthday — September 6th, 2026
The gift
A shopping trip for new gym clothes
For both of us — head to toe, no compromises.
Dress for the year ahead A year at a first-class gym deserves first-class gear. We go together, we pick what we actually want to wear, and we walk out ready to look the part and feel the part on day one. New clothes for a new chapter.